Transdimensional Marketing

I review products that don’t exist yet. Quantum computers, anti-gravity mech armor, planetary engines, stellar detonators—if it’s bleeding-edge tech from tomorrow’s headlines, it lands on my desk. But when a review goes viral, I’m not just analyzing specs anymore. I’m shaping the future. A shadowy corporation wants my silence. A rogue AI wants my compliance. And the next product in my queue? A weapon that could erase a star system. They think I’m just a critic. They’re about to learn that some reviews come with consequences.