Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

From ancient emperor to 18th-tier actress, Su Yangyang wakes up on a wilderness survival show—and the internet is roasting her before the first scene airs. Her response? I’m truly incompetent. But when the cameras roll, she’s clearing land, building traps, catching wild boar bare-handed, and brewing herbal medicine. Viewership explodes. The sickly top star beside her keeps collapsing into her arms, and she sighs—men are such a hassle. Until he pins her to a wall, kisses her, and leaves marks. Next day, she blames mosquitoes. He tweets: @Suyangyang, is my name Mosquito now? The internet crashes. Power meets romance in this viral showbiz showdown.