Mage Tank

After a fatal encounter with a high-velocity tree-hug, Arlo awakens in a world of skills, stats, and levels. Thrown into a maximum-difficulty Delve with a party of suspicious strangers, he has no armor, weapons, or knowledge—and the System seems to be laughing at him. Refusing to die again, Arlo dumps every point into Fortitude. Who needs swords when you can tank fireballs and ask for hot sauce? *Mage Tank* is a comedic LitRPG with slow progression, intelligent builds, graphic violence, dark humor, and real consequences. New chapters release Monday, Thursday, and Saturday.